Marriage Counseling

by BERNIE
(OXNARD, CA USA)

MARRIAGE COUNSELING

A man and wife who went for counsel
Fought an awful lot.
The counselor asked for problems there
The husband,he spoke not.

The wife went on,and on,and on.
The husband still said naught.
The counselor got an earful soon
Of reasons they had fought.

He picked the wife up from her chair
And kissed her HARD and LONG.
She was so stunned; it shut her up
Surprised he was so strong.

He spoke then to the husband next
Who stared in disbelief
To see his woman shut her mouth.
It was a big relief.

"She needs this kissing twice a week;
I'm showing you my way".
"OK" he said, "I'll bring her here
Each Tuesday and on Friday".